1 00:00:11,611 --> 00:00:15,172 - Will, what are you doing here? - Just waitin' for lunch. 2 00:00:15,281 --> 00:00:19,684 Lunch? Now, stop that, dear. I thought you were with Dr. Smith. 3 00:00:19,786 --> 00:00:22,550 Mom, I can't sleep in the daytime like he does. 4 00:00:22,655 --> 00:00:24,953 Anyway, you know Dr. Smith. 5 00:00:25,058 --> 00:00:27,891 - What are we having for lunch? I'm starved. - [ Loud Boom ] 6 00:00:27,994 --> 00:00:32,090 - What was that? - I don't know. There's nothing in the sky. 7 00:00:32,198 --> 00:00:36,259 Maybe it was an asteroid or a spaceship. 8 00:00:36,369 --> 00:00:40,328 - Where is Dr. Smith? - I'll take you to him. Come on. 9 00:00:43,476 --> 00:00:45,535 It's over here. 10 00:00:45,645 --> 00:00:49,843 Will you please stop playing with the lights, whoever you are? 11 00:00:49,949 --> 00:00:52,417 [ Sighs ] Dr. Smith. 12 00:00:53,887 --> 00:00:56,617 - Um, yes, madam? - Two hours ago... 13 00:00:56,723 --> 00:01:00,784 I told you Don and the girls were going out collecting plant and mineral specimens. 14 00:01:00,894 --> 00:01:05,456 - Isn't that right? - Yes. I do seem to recall some mention of that. 15 00:01:05,565 --> 00:01:08,261 And I also asked if you would please send the Robot out... 16 00:01:08,368 --> 00:01:10,734 to help them carry back anything that was too heavy. 17 00:01:10,837 --> 00:01:14,364 - Yes. Yes, of course. - Then what is he doing there? 18 00:01:15,809 --> 00:01:19,643 - I have received no orders. - Tattletale. 19 00:01:19,746 --> 00:01:22,681 - Come on, Dr. Smith. I'll help you find them. - You'd better hurry. 20 00:01:22,782 --> 00:01:25,250 Just you wait! 21 00:01:32,392 --> 00:01:34,292 Hi. Did you find any plants? 22 00:01:34,394 --> 00:01:37,625 Not a one. I don't think Penny's finding any either. 23 00:01:37,730 --> 00:01:41,666 - We split up so we could cover as much area as possible. - [ Loud Boom ] 24 00:01:43,269 --> 00:01:46,534 What was it? An eclipse? 25 00:01:46,639 --> 00:01:50,336 No. It was much too close for an eclipse. I think we'd better get back to the spaceship. 26 00:01:50,443 --> 00:01:52,934 - But what about Penny? - We'll find her on the way back. 27 00:01:53,046 --> 00:01:56,675 - We don't have to wait for the Robot. - No. 28 00:01:59,586 --> 00:02:03,283 Oh, it's a daffodil, just like on Earth. 29 00:02:05,492 --> 00:02:08,620 Only it isn't real. It's made of paper. 30 00:02:08,728 --> 00:02:11,720 - Judy? - [ Growls ] 31 00:02:11,831 --> 00:02:13,799 Who are you? 32 00:02:13,900 --> 00:02:17,427 [ Anxious Grunting ] 33 00:02:17,537 --> 00:02:20,700 - I wasn't gonna pick it. - [ Anxious Grunting Continues ] 34 00:02:20,807 --> 00:02:23,469 You want me to go away? 35 00:02:23,576 --> 00:02:27,103 - [ Affirmative Grunting ] - Yes. I think I will, thank you. 36 00:02:27,213 --> 00:02:30,546 - [ Anxious Grunting Resumes ] - [ Screams ] Ow! Let go of me! 37 00:02:32,452 --> 00:02:35,979 You want me to-- You want me to go that way? 38 00:02:36,089 --> 00:02:38,990 No. I didn't do anything, and I'll just go back the way I came! 39 00:02:39,092 --> 00:02:42,528 - [ Desperate Grunting ] - [ Screams ] 40 00:02:42,629 --> 00:02:46,190 [ Continues Screaming ] 41 00:02:46,299 --> 00:02:51,168 Oggo! What the devil are you doing here? Get back inside! 44 00:02:56,176 --> 00:02:59,771 Stop struggling in there, you silly little girl. 45 00:02:59,879 --> 00:03:02,905 You can't get away. You'll only hurt yourself. 46 00:03:03,016 --> 00:03:06,144 - Then you'll be spoiled as an exhibit. - Exhibit? 47 00:03:06,252 --> 00:03:09,915 Of course, Earth girl. You're mine now. 48 00:03:10,023 --> 00:03:13,891 - I trapped you for my zoo. - Zoo? 49 00:04:31,771 --> 00:04:34,763 Penny? Penny? 50 00:04:34,874 --> 00:04:38,674 - I thought she'd be around here somewhere. - Let's go, Penny! 51 00:04:38,778 --> 00:04:41,611 - [ Sighs ] Penny! - Penny! 52 00:04:41,714 --> 00:04:43,875 [ Judy ] Penny? Penny? 53 00:04:43,983 --> 00:04:46,713 - Judy, help! - Silence! 54 00:04:46,819 --> 00:04:52,257 Your name is Penny. Well, then, Penny, close your eyes. 55 00:04:52,358 --> 00:04:56,226 - No, I won't! - I'm not going to hurt you. 56 00:04:56,329 --> 00:04:59,890 Not until you tell me who you are and what you mean by "zoo." 57 00:04:59,999 --> 00:05:03,958 Well, not the silly little net that you're in. 58 00:05:04,070 --> 00:05:07,062 At the moment, you're outside my zoo, but just wait-- 59 00:05:07,173 --> 00:05:10,404 wait until you see your quarters inside! 60 00:05:10,510 --> 00:05:14,002 - Hurry up! Close your eyes! - Oh, please, sir. I'd much rather be outside the zoo. 61 00:05:14,113 --> 00:05:17,514 Would you want me to destroy your friends who are calling you? 62 00:05:17,617 --> 00:05:23,055 - No! Please don't hurt them! - Well, then... do as I say. 63 00:05:24,524 --> 00:05:26,754 Yes, sir. 64 00:05:26,859 --> 00:05:29,623 That's it. Tight now. 65 00:05:29,729 --> 00:05:33,187 [ Chuckles ] I promise, this won't hurt a bit. 66 00:05:33,299 --> 00:05:36,063 You're going to love the quarters I've arranged for you. 67 00:05:36,169 --> 00:05:41,106 - Now, are you ready? Hmm? - [ Electronic Warbling ] 68 00:05:42,575 --> 00:05:47,239 [ Cackles ] I've got her. I've got her! 69 00:05:48,514 --> 00:05:52,473 - There. Isn't that better? - No. 70 00:05:52,585 --> 00:05:55,645 Oh, I'm sorry. 71 00:05:59,258 --> 00:06:02,989 You see, I'm really quite harmless. [ Chuckles Deviously ] 72 00:06:05,898 --> 00:06:08,526 I only use this silly thing when I trap Homo sapiens. 73 00:06:08,634 --> 00:06:14,504 Most human beings, I find, are afraid of loud noises and bad faces. 74 00:06:14,607 --> 00:06:17,542 You mean you've trapped other people from Earth? 75 00:06:17,643 --> 00:06:21,010 Well, I used to exhibit Martians... 76 00:06:21,114 --> 00:06:24,550 but no one seems to believe in them much anymore. 77 00:06:24,650 --> 00:06:27,619 But, yes, of course I've trapped other people from Earth. 78 00:06:27,720 --> 00:06:30,018 I'll show you. I'll prove it to you! 79 00:06:30,123 --> 00:06:32,216 Come with me. 80 00:06:35,094 --> 00:06:39,895 Wait till you see this. Now, you just stand right here. 81 00:06:39,999 --> 00:06:43,560 Now, turn around. That's it. 82 00:06:43,669 --> 00:06:46,331 Uh-- that way. 83 00:06:46,439 --> 00:06:51,672 - Are you ready? - [ Electronic Warbling, High-frequency Tone ] 84 00:06:51,778 --> 00:06:53,803 [ Grunts ] 85 00:07:05,158 --> 00:07:08,321 - He's an old-fashioned knight in armor. - [ Chuckles ] 86 00:07:08,428 --> 00:07:12,262 Yes. Of course, my dear. I snatched him out of your Middle Ages. 87 00:07:12,365 --> 00:07:14,333 His name is Mort. 88 00:07:14,434 --> 00:07:19,565 Now, wait until you see this dear, sweet thing. 89 00:07:19,672 --> 00:07:22,607 [ High-frequency Tone ] 90 00:07:22,708 --> 00:07:24,801 91 00:07:24,911 --> 00:07:29,245 - Oh, I think I've seen her before someplace. - [ Chuckles ] 92 00:07:31,717 --> 00:07:35,346 - Excuse me, miss-- - Not now, my dear. Later. 93 00:07:35,455 --> 00:07:38,253 I'm afraid Mrs. Whistler's rather hard of hearing... 94 00:07:38,357 --> 00:07:41,758 but you do see how happy she looks, hmm? 95 00:07:41,861 --> 00:07:45,922 But if that knight's from the Middle Ages and she's from the 19th century-- 96 00:07:46,032 --> 00:07:50,469 Yes, I know. Time and space mean absolutely nothing to me. 97 00:07:50,570 --> 00:07:54,904 Why, I've collected specimens from all ages of human development. 98 00:07:55,007 --> 00:08:00,741 You see, I am the great Farnum B., showman of the cosmos... 99 00:08:00,847 --> 00:08:06,114 sole proprietor of the one and only traveling zoo in all the heavens. 100 00:08:06,219 --> 00:08:09,655 I'm sorry, Mr. Farnum, but I'm not very pleased to meet you. 101 00:08:09,755 --> 00:08:15,250 Oh. Oh, well. Just you wait until you see your room! 102 00:08:15,361 --> 00:08:18,990 Come along, my dear! 103 00:08:20,666 --> 00:08:22,861 This way. 104 00:08:25,204 --> 00:08:28,367 Now, here we are. Hmm? 105 00:08:30,376 --> 00:08:34,813 - [ Electronic Warbling ] - Your room! 106 00:08:34,914 --> 00:08:37,781 My room? It doesn't look like much. 107 00:08:37,884 --> 00:08:42,150 Oh! Wait. Just you wait, Penny. 108 00:08:43,723 --> 00:08:48,592 You'll be safe here. No more struggling for survival. 109 00:08:48,694 --> 00:08:53,495 Why, here you can have anything you want... forever. 110 00:08:54,901 --> 00:08:58,803 You see, you'll be exhibited in your natural habitat. 111 00:08:58,905 --> 00:09:01,237 [ High-frequency Tone ] 112 00:09:01,340 --> 00:09:05,140 Ta-da! Earth girl, 20th century. 113 00:09:07,847 --> 00:09:10,213 [ Electronic Warbling ] 114 00:09:12,385 --> 00:09:15,650 [ High-frequency Tone ] 115 00:09:17,223 --> 00:09:21,159 - [ High-frequency Tone ] - [ Farnum ] Not bad, huh? 116 00:09:21,260 --> 00:09:24,229 [ Chuckles ] Just like home. 117 00:09:24,330 --> 00:09:27,993 - This was way back in Grandmother's time. - Oh. 118 00:09:28,100 --> 00:09:30,193 Oh, I'm sorry. 119 00:09:30,303 --> 00:09:34,069 A few minor adjustments may be necessary. 120 00:09:38,511 --> 00:09:41,275 - Um, Mr. Farnum? - What? 121 00:09:41,380 --> 00:09:46,841 - How did you do all this? - Oh. Oh, well, this is nothing. 122 00:09:46,953 --> 00:09:50,411 Wait till you taste the food in my zoo. Mm. Yummy. 123 00:09:50,523 --> 00:09:54,857 And you can have anything you like, anything you can think of. 124 00:09:54,961 --> 00:09:59,330 And there are no germs here and air so pure... 125 00:09:59,432 --> 00:10:01,832 you'll live for hundreds of-- 126 00:10:01,934 --> 00:10:04,027 Uh, go on, Mr. Farnum. 127 00:10:04,136 --> 00:10:06,696 Years. 128 00:10:06,806 --> 00:10:09,366 There's only one thing, my dear. 129 00:10:09,475 --> 00:10:13,343 You must never, ever try to deceive me... 130 00:10:13,446 --> 00:10:16,176 like you, you ungrateful little brat, you! 131 00:10:16,282 --> 00:10:19,445 You... thing! Give me that! 132 00:10:19,552 --> 00:10:23,147 - Can't even steal properly without making a mess of it. - Oh! 133 00:10:23,255 --> 00:10:26,156 - What have you been doing with my control box? - [ Confused Grunting ] 134 00:10:26,258 --> 00:10:28,852 Get out of here! Get back to your cage! Do you hear me? 135 00:10:28,961 --> 00:10:32,624 Get back to your cage, or I'll ship you home-- home to your filthy jungle! 136 00:10:32,732 --> 00:10:35,633 - Out! - No! Please don't hurt him! 137 00:10:35,735 --> 00:10:40,297 Oh, don't worry, my dear. I would never hurt him. 138 00:10:40,406 --> 00:10:45,571 But don't you tell him that. [ Chuckles ] Blasted prehistoric nuisance. 139 00:10:45,678 --> 00:10:50,377 - Do you know that he's my most valuable exhibit? - You mean he's from Earth too? 140 00:10:50,483 --> 00:10:55,045 But of course! The only Stone Age cave boy in captivity! 141 00:10:55,154 --> 00:10:57,884 - The one and only authentic-- - [ Beeping ] 142 00:10:57,990 --> 00:10:59,981 [ Beeping Continues, Louder ] 143 00:11:00,092 --> 00:11:04,051 Well, no wonder. One of my traps is buzzing. Look at that! 144 00:11:04,163 --> 00:11:07,462 - What? - [ Shrieks ] I've caught another one! 145 00:11:07,566 --> 00:11:10,000 Oh! [ Laughs Heartily ] 146 00:11:10,102 --> 00:11:13,367 - Oh, galloping galaxies! - [ High-frequency Tone ] 147 00:11:13,472 --> 00:11:16,407 This is my lucky day! 148 00:11:20,012 --> 00:11:23,539 - Where are we? - I don't know. 149 00:11:23,649 --> 00:11:27,517 - [ Whip Cracks ] - Both of you, back! 150 00:11:27,620 --> 00:11:30,214 - Now, look here, mister. - [ Whip Cracks ] 151 00:11:30,322 --> 00:11:33,189 Do as I say! Get back! 152 00:11:33,292 --> 00:11:35,590 Mort! 153 00:11:38,731 --> 00:11:41,461 What in the name of-- 154 00:11:45,371 --> 00:11:50,035 [ Farnum Chuckles Deviously ] Be careful, my boy. He'll tear you asunder. 155 00:11:50,142 --> 00:11:54,806 Better call him off, mister. That medieval armor's no match against this. 156 00:11:56,582 --> 00:11:59,949 [ Judy Shrieks ] 157 00:12:00,052 --> 00:12:03,021 Oh, stop struggling, you silly fool. It won't do you any good. 158 00:12:03,122 --> 00:12:05,955 Mort here is one of my finest exhibits-- 159 00:12:06,058 --> 00:12:09,395 the original Sir Mordred, who killed your King Arthur. 160 00:12:09,395 --> 00:12:10,987 the original Sir Mordred, who killed your King Arthur. 161 00:12:11,097 --> 00:12:14,032 Mort! Bring them along! 162 00:12:20,206 --> 00:12:23,437 [ Farnum ] Put them in this empty cell next to Penny's. 163 00:12:24,844 --> 00:12:27,677 [ High-frequency Tone ] 164 00:12:27,780 --> 00:12:30,943 Hurry, Mort! We've got to get going. 165 00:12:31,050 --> 00:12:36,545 - Get going? Where? - Oh, dear. I hope I'm not going to have trouble with that one. 166 00:12:36,655 --> 00:12:39,249 But you'll help me, won't you, my dear, to keep him calm, hmm? 167 00:12:39,358 --> 00:12:42,088 The trouble with the Homo sapiens male, I understand... 168 00:12:42,194 --> 00:12:45,493 is that they all used to be boys. [ Shudders ] 169 00:12:45,598 --> 00:12:48,362 What's wrong with boys? Weren't you one once? 170 00:12:48,467 --> 00:12:53,029 Well, of course not! Where I come from, we've done away with that "growing up" nonsense. 171 00:12:53,139 --> 00:12:58,634 But if it's true you've caught all kinds of humans, you must have had lots of experience. 172 00:12:58,744 --> 00:13:01,304 Are you calling me a fraud, Penny? 173 00:13:01,413 --> 00:13:03,813 I'll have you know that I have caught hundreds... 174 00:13:03,916 --> 00:13:06,282 literally thousands, of human beings. 175 00:13:06,385 --> 00:13:10,185 And the only one I have any trouble with is Oggo... 176 00:13:10,289 --> 00:13:12,348 and do you know why? 177 00:13:12,458 --> 00:13:15,950 Because he's a boy. So there. Hmm. 178 00:13:16,061 --> 00:13:19,497 I don't see anybody, Dr. Smith. 179 00:13:19,598 --> 00:13:23,261 - Are you sure you set his direction finders right? - Of course I did. 180 00:13:23,369 --> 00:13:27,237 He's simply not cooperating today, and that is what it is. 181 00:13:27,339 --> 00:13:32,003 Now, then, you tin-plated tintinnabulation, where is the major? 182 00:13:32,111 --> 00:13:36,741 And Judy? And Penny? Answer me at once, do you hear? 183 00:13:36,849 --> 00:13:40,910 - [ Robot Speaking Gibberish ] - Dr. Smith, I think he's trying to make alarm signals. 184 00:13:41,020 --> 00:13:43,045 - [ Gibberish Continues ] - Alarm signals, my foot. 185 00:13:43,155 --> 00:13:47,421 I see nothing to be alarmed about. Actually, this is one of the most pleasant areas... 186 00:13:47,526 --> 00:13:52,088 - I have ever been in. - [ Gibberish ] 187 00:13:52,198 --> 00:13:55,861 - Ah, yes, it's perfectly charming. - But Dr. Smith-- 188 00:13:55,968 --> 00:14:00,871 Hush, William. Will you stop cackling, you cantankerous clod? 189 00:14:01,941 --> 00:14:05,775 William, look! How lovely! 190 00:14:05,878 --> 00:14:09,006 What a lovely daffodil for your mother. 191 00:14:09,114 --> 00:14:13,448 Dr. Smith, where'd you go? Dr. Smith, where-- Let go of me! 192 00:14:13,552 --> 00:14:16,953 - Let me go! - William! William, where are we? 193 00:14:25,064 --> 00:14:28,295 - Let me go! - Silence! 194 00:14:28,400 --> 00:14:32,029 Ho-ho! I've hit the jackpot! 195 00:14:32,137 --> 00:14:35,538 - Who's that thing? - That's Dr. Smith. 196 00:14:35,641 --> 00:14:39,600 - "Thing" indeed. How dare you, sir! - No, no, no. The other thing. 197 00:14:40,813 --> 00:14:42,872 Our Robot. 198 00:14:44,416 --> 00:14:46,384 Mort! 199 00:14:48,554 --> 00:14:52,820 - Do your duty. - No, no. Wait just a moment, sir. 200 00:14:52,925 --> 00:14:56,554 I have a splendid suggestion to make. 201 00:14:56,662 --> 00:14:58,892 - You have? - Yes, I do. 202 00:14:58,998 --> 00:15:04,766 Let them-- that is to say, this one and that one-- Let them joust. 203 00:15:06,338 --> 00:15:08,772 - Let them what? - Joust. 204 00:15:08,874 --> 00:15:11,274 You know, as when knighthood was in flower. 205 00:15:11,377 --> 00:15:16,178 - Well, I, uh-- - It's really quite simple, sir. I shall explain it to you. 206 00:15:16,282 --> 00:15:21,515 If your knight wins, why, then, you have us at your mercy. 207 00:15:21,620 --> 00:15:25,317 Howsoever, if our Robot emerges victorious... 208 00:15:25,424 --> 00:15:28,018 you will grant us our freedom. 209 00:15:28,127 --> 00:15:32,427 What do you say, my dear sir? Is it agreed? 210 00:15:32,531 --> 00:15:35,295 [ Buzzing ] Well... why not? 211 00:15:35,401 --> 00:15:39,201 - [ Chuckles Deviously ] - It's a bargain. [ Spits ] 212 00:15:41,440 --> 00:15:46,173 Mort, please, try not to damage him too much. He'll make such a lovely exhibit. 213 00:15:46,278 --> 00:15:51,409 [ Whispering ] Take him, my dear friend. Take him, my bosom companion. Take him! 214 00:15:51,517 --> 00:15:54,543 [ Whispering ] Hit him! Slug him! 215 00:16:01,694 --> 00:16:03,628 [ Dr. Smith Gasps ] 216 00:16:06,398 --> 00:16:08,832 [ Bell Dings ] 217 00:16:08,934 --> 00:16:11,994 [ Robot Yelling Threateningly ] 218 00:16:18,610 --> 00:16:22,068 [ Yelling Continues ] 219 00:16:29,755 --> 00:16:32,223 [ Metal Crashing ] 220 00:16:41,600 --> 00:16:45,400 [ Cackling ] Now, you stupid Earth creatures-- 221 00:16:45,504 --> 00:16:49,565 Now do you believe that I, Farnum B., am the greatest showman... 222 00:16:49,675 --> 00:16:51,939 of the cosmos? 223 00:16:52,044 --> 00:16:56,140 Perhaps one or two of my exhibits are a bit, uh... 224 00:16:56,248 --> 00:16:58,978 hmm, humbug. 225 00:17:04,623 --> 00:17:07,615 But that's show business, isn't it? 226 00:17:07,726 --> 00:17:12,163 Mort here is the greatest robot ever created. 227 00:17:15,067 --> 00:17:19,436 And you, you are all in my zoo forever. 228 00:17:19,538 --> 00:17:23,133 Oh, and I'll try very, very hard to make you happy... 229 00:17:23,242 --> 00:17:26,643 or break every bone in your bodies. 230 00:17:26,745 --> 00:17:29,111 [ Laughs Evilly ] Yah! 231 00:17:29,214 --> 00:17:31,409 [ Cackling ] 232 00:17:38,424 --> 00:17:41,587 [ Sighs ] Oh, Will, what are we gonna do? 233 00:17:41,693 --> 00:17:47,222 I don't know. I'm sure I'd just love to spend forever in a girl's room. 234 00:17:47,332 --> 00:17:51,701 That's not important. The trouble is Mr. Farnum's so smart. 235 00:17:51,804 --> 00:17:54,136 - - It's obvious he can travel anyplace-- 236 00:17:54,239 --> 00:17:56,867 through time, space, anything. 237 00:17:56,975 --> 00:17:59,944 Well, then why didn't he bring back a real knight from the Middle Ages? 238 00:18:00,045 --> 00:18:04,448 Who cares? Oh, Will, don't you realize the spot we're in? 239 00:18:04,550 --> 00:18:07,280 You wanna be an animal in a zoo for the rest of your life? 240 00:18:07,386 --> 00:18:11,015 - But Penny-- - [ Crash ] 241 00:18:11,123 --> 00:18:12,491 Stop it! Stop it! 242 00:18:12,491 --> 00:18:14,322 Stop it! Stop it! 243 00:18:14,426 --> 00:18:19,625 Now, you just stop that! You asked for lamps, didn't you? I gave them to you. 244 00:18:19,731 --> 00:18:22,723 - What are you throwing them for? - All right, but give me my laser gun. 245 00:18:22,835 --> 00:18:27,204 - Give me a radio! - Major, I don't understand why you're carrying on like this. 246 00:18:27,306 --> 00:18:31,402 I give you almost everything, and as soon as I get organized... 247 00:18:31,510 --> 00:18:34,673 I promise you'll all even have your own private cages. 248 00:18:34,780 --> 00:18:38,580 And on top of that, there's no danger here, no disease. 249 00:18:38,684 --> 00:18:41,050 All right! Then I'll quit throwing things. 250 00:18:41,153 --> 00:18:44,213 - Oh, good. - [ Sighs ] 251 00:18:44,323 --> 00:18:47,258 I'm just trying to make you listen to me. That's all. 252 00:18:47,359 --> 00:18:49,759 Don't you understand? Trying to make you listen. 253 00:18:49,862 --> 00:18:55,061 - So if you'll just step inside here, maybe we can-- - Major, Major, Major. 254 00:18:55,167 --> 00:19:00,400 You have inferior intelligence. Don't you know it's impossible to trick me? 255 00:19:00,506 --> 00:19:02,440 Oh, besides, time to get this show on the road! 256 00:19:02,541 --> 00:19:04,839 - Show on the road? - Yes, of course. 257 00:19:04,943 --> 00:19:08,242 Now that I have you 20th-century specimens, my exhibit's complete. 258 00:19:08,347 --> 00:19:12,044 Ho-ho! I'll pack them in. At last, I'll clean up! 259 00:19:12,151 --> 00:19:14,381 Wait! Where are we goin'? 260 00:19:14,486 --> 00:19:18,547 Oh, first a little road trip, cover several galaxies. 261 00:19:18,657 --> 00:19:21,319 Just as soon as I make certain Dr. Smith is properly settled... 262 00:19:21,426 --> 00:19:24,953 we'll be blasting off! 263 00:19:26,231 --> 00:19:28,995 Get him in here. 264 00:19:29,101 --> 00:19:31,763 Excuse me, Mr. Farnum. Please? 265 00:19:31,870 --> 00:19:34,430 Yes, yes, my dear? What is it? I'm in a terrible hurry. 266 00:19:34,540 --> 00:19:37,270 - Well, I just thought of something else I'd like. - What? 267 00:19:37,376 --> 00:19:42,678 - Um, could I please have a strawberry? - A strawberry? Now? 268 00:19:42,781 --> 00:19:46,683 - Well, you said I could have anything I wanted. - I did? 269 00:19:46,785 --> 00:19:49,253 Oh, yes. So I did. 270 00:19:49,354 --> 00:19:54,018 Well, I think I have time to manage a little thing like a strawberry. 271 00:19:54,126 --> 00:19:56,492 [ Electronic Warbling ] 272 00:19:56,595 --> 00:20:00,361 I thought you were going to ask for something-- something much more difficult... 273 00:20:00,465 --> 00:20:03,901 something like an artichoke. 274 00:20:04,002 --> 00:20:07,267 Close your eyes. Open your mouth. 275 00:20:07,372 --> 00:20:10,341 Now, there's a real, live strawberry. There! 276 00:20:10,442 --> 00:20:12,876 - How's that? - Mmm. It's delicious! 277 00:20:12,978 --> 00:20:16,880 - Oh, good. Here. Have another. - [ Groans ] It's yellow. 278 00:20:16,982 --> 00:20:20,008 Yes. Of course. Isn't it lovely? 279 00:20:20,118 --> 00:20:23,713 - It's supposed to be red. - Oh. 280 00:20:23,822 --> 00:20:26,985 Well, never mind. Mmm. 281 00:20:27,092 --> 00:20:32,553 A few minor adjustments. You will be happy here though. 282 00:20:32,664 --> 00:20:36,600 - Just you wait. - [ Electronic Warbling ] 283 00:20:36,702 --> 00:20:38,602 Ta! 284 00:20:38,704 --> 00:20:42,231 - What did you do? - It's an old trick. 285 00:20:42,341 --> 00:20:45,037 There's a woman over there. She looked awfully nice, and she's pretty old... 286 00:20:45,143 --> 00:20:47,236 so I guess she's been here a long time. 287 00:20:47,346 --> 00:20:51,407 - Maybe she can tell us how to get out. - Yeah. Come on. 288 00:20:54,953 --> 00:20:56,944 There! 289 00:20:57,055 --> 00:21:00,149 Excuse us, please, Mrs. Whistler. 290 00:21:00,259 --> 00:21:03,854 - [ Will ] Hey, ma'am! - Mr. Farnum says she's a little deaf. 291 00:21:03,962 --> 00:21:08,422 Excuse us, ma'am. Please. Mrs. Whistler. 292 00:21:08,533 --> 00:21:11,229 [ Shrieks ] 293 00:21:11,336 --> 00:21:14,237 She's a fake. 294 00:21:14,339 --> 00:21:17,706 Maybe everything here's a fake, everything except us. 295 00:21:17,809 --> 00:21:20,972 - No. Not Oggo. - Oggo? 296 00:21:21,079 --> 00:21:25,015 The cave boy. He was even outside when I got caught. 297 00:21:25,117 --> 00:21:29,577 So he must know the secret. Oggo can show us how to get out. 298 00:21:29,688 --> 00:21:32,156 Come on. 299 00:21:32,257 --> 00:21:32,357 I came here to see if Mort supplied you with everything you asked for. 300 00:21:32,357 --> 00:21:37,522 I came here to see if Mort supplied you with everything you asked for. 301 00:21:37,629 --> 00:21:41,156 Oh, please. I'm in a hurry. What is the matter with you? 302 00:21:41,266 --> 00:21:44,064 Didn't he arrange your natural habitat properly? 303 00:21:44,169 --> 00:21:46,865 Yes, indeed. "My natural habitat." 304 00:21:46,972 --> 00:21:49,600 This is what I'm accustomed to. This is what I deserve. 305 00:21:49,708 --> 00:21:54,270 Champagne. Fresh caviar. Howsoever, my dear Mr. Farnum... 306 00:21:54,379 --> 00:21:59,078 there is one rather important theme that I remember that seems to be missing. 307 00:22:15,033 --> 00:22:17,092 How very nice. 308 00:22:17,202 --> 00:22:21,002 Well, just don't throw it at me like that ungrateful major. 309 00:22:28,246 --> 00:22:31,079 A little pocket money. 310 00:22:33,251 --> 00:22:38,655 My dear Mr. Farnum, at last I've found an environment suitable to my station in life. 311 00:22:38,757 --> 00:22:42,853 And you have done it, Excellency! You are my savior, my leader! 312 00:22:42,961 --> 00:22:48,866 May I congratulate you for rescuing me for posterity-- for the ages. 313 00:22:48,967 --> 00:22:52,459 You mean you-- you really like my little zoo? 314 00:22:52,571 --> 00:22:56,268 Ask rather do I like the fountains of youth... 315 00:22:56,375 --> 00:22:59,310 do I like basking on the shores of heaven. 316 00:22:59,411 --> 00:23:04,041 - Do you? - Yes. Yes. Yes, I do. 317 00:23:04,149 --> 00:23:08,415 Oh, dear-- Oh, dear, Mr. Farnum, I am forgetting my manners. 318 00:23:10,255 --> 00:23:14,123 Now, then, sir. May I offer you some pickled shrimp? 319 00:23:14,226 --> 00:23:18,629 Pheasant under glass? Rare roast beef? 320 00:23:18,730 --> 00:23:21,494 Don't you understand? Home. 321 00:23:21,600 --> 00:23:24,728 Wouldn't you like to go back where you came from, back to your jungle? 322 00:23:24,836 --> 00:23:26,804 [ Anxious Grunting ] 323 00:23:26,905 --> 00:23:30,397 I guess that prehistoric jungle of his wasn't so hot. 324 00:23:30,509 --> 00:23:34,468 I think he's been living with Mr. Farnum ever since he was a little boy. 325 00:23:34,579 --> 00:23:39,482 - [ Growling ] - Evidently he doesn't care much for Mr. Farnum either. 326 00:23:39,584 --> 00:23:43,179 Oggo, please! We just want you to show us how to get out... 327 00:23:43,288 --> 00:23:47,520 because you don't want us here either, do you? 328 00:23:47,626 --> 00:23:50,993 I mean, you tried to shoo me away from the daffodil, remember? 329 00:23:51,096 --> 00:23:54,725 Well, weren't you trying to save me from being caught? 330 00:23:54,833 --> 00:23:57,097 [ Grunting Affirmatively ] 331 00:24:01,306 --> 00:24:03,740 I think he's changing his mind about you. 332 00:24:03,842 --> 00:24:05,901 You could come with us if you like. 333 00:24:06,011 --> 00:24:09,208 [ Chuckles ] Shh! 334 00:24:14,853 --> 00:24:17,583 Maybe he's afraid there are too many of us. 335 00:24:17,689 --> 00:24:20,055 Could you get one of us out, just one? 336 00:24:22,627 --> 00:24:26,119 [ Grunting ] 337 00:24:26,231 --> 00:24:29,860 I guess it's easier to get you out 'cause you're smaller... 338 00:24:29,968 --> 00:24:32,061 and you could bring help and get the rest of us out. 339 00:24:32,170 --> 00:24:35,469 - [ Grunting Affirmatively ] - You'd better get back to your cage, Penny. 340 00:24:35,574 --> 00:24:38,543 Don't worry. Come on, Oggo. Let's go. 341 00:24:41,146 --> 00:24:43,114 - May I? - May you what? 342 00:24:43,215 --> 00:24:45,410 - By all means. - Thank you. 343 00:24:45,517 --> 00:24:49,954 Mr. Farnum, there is one little thing. I hesitate to mention it. 344 00:24:50,055 --> 00:24:52,615 - Yes? - My wristwatch. 345 00:24:52,724 --> 00:24:56,023 - Your wristwatch? - After I received your charming little gifts... 346 00:24:56,127 --> 00:25:00,393 I noticed that my wristwatch was missing. 347 00:25:00,499 --> 00:25:03,400 Ohh. Tell me... 348 00:25:03,502 --> 00:25:07,438 when Mort was in here arranging things, did Oggo come in too? 349 00:25:07,539 --> 00:25:09,734 The little hairy creature? 350 00:25:09,841 --> 00:25:13,038 Uh, yes--yes, he did. For a moment. 351 00:25:13,144 --> 00:25:16,170 Oh, good for him. He stole it, and you didn't even notice. 352 00:25:16,281 --> 00:25:19,739 Oh, I've taught him well. That clever little scoundrel. 353 00:25:19,851 --> 00:25:23,810 - I'm very pleased with him. - For shame, Mr. Farnum. 354 00:25:23,922 --> 00:25:28,484 - Did you teach the boy to steal? - [ Grunts Affirmatively ] 355 00:25:28,593 --> 00:25:32,620 To steal, to lie, to cheat, never to trust anyone. 356 00:25:32,731 --> 00:25:37,430 Well, I mean, after all, how else can man survive in show business, hmm? 357 00:25:37,536 --> 00:25:40,994 Do you know, if it hadn't been for Oggo, there are some planets... 358 00:25:41,106 --> 00:25:45,440 I would've been ridden off on a rail, wearing tar and feathers. 359 00:25:45,544 --> 00:25:49,480 - Zach-- - Zach indeed! 360 00:25:49,581 --> 00:25:52,141 Smitty? 361 00:25:52,250 --> 00:25:55,048 Do you know that... 362 00:25:55,153 --> 00:25:58,554 I have never caught a real human being in my whole life? 363 00:25:58,657 --> 00:26:00,818 - Pity. - Mm-hmm. 364 00:26:00,926 --> 00:26:03,190 Except Oggo, that is. 365 00:26:03,295 --> 00:26:07,322 But if you knew what a nuisance it's been trying to keep him primitive like that. 366 00:26:07,432 --> 00:26:10,458 Do you know I'm even afraid to speak in front of him for fear... 367 00:26:10,569 --> 00:26:14,505 that he'll start talking and ruin the only good exhibit that I've got. 368 00:26:15,640 --> 00:26:20,339 This zoo, everything-- a fraud? 369 00:26:20,445 --> 00:26:22,845 No, sir. 370 00:26:24,015 --> 00:26:27,109 Delusion. [ Snickers ] 371 00:26:27,218 --> 00:26:30,449 Oh, my inventions are real... 372 00:26:30,555 --> 00:26:34,889 and so is my zoo now, now that I've got real, live people down there. 373 00:26:34,993 --> 00:26:37,860 Oh, Smitty, I tell you. We'll simply clean up! 374 00:26:37,963 --> 00:26:41,194 Standing room only! Now that you're here to help me control them... 375 00:26:41,299 --> 00:26:43,426 to help me with the work-- 376 00:26:43,535 --> 00:26:48,598 Just one moment, sir. Did I understand you to say that there was work to be done? 377 00:26:48,707 --> 00:26:53,167 Well, sometimes it becomes a bit much to handle. 378 00:26:53,278 --> 00:26:55,940 Collecting the admissions, that is. 379 00:26:56,047 --> 00:27:00,245 Do you know that there are some planets where they pay admission in diamonds... 380 00:27:00,352 --> 00:27:02,252 that have to be weighed? 381 00:27:02,354 --> 00:27:07,348 And emeralds so heavy that even Mort can't lift them. 382 00:27:07,459 --> 00:27:09,359 - Diamonds? - Mm. 383 00:27:09,461 --> 00:27:11,429 - And emeralds? - Mm-hmm. 384 00:27:11,529 --> 00:27:13,463 How very nice. 385 00:27:13,565 --> 00:27:17,126 Mr. Farnum, a toast. 386 00:27:17,235 --> 00:27:19,726 To your new assistant. 387 00:27:19,838 --> 00:27:22,170 - [ Beeping ] - Oh! Oh, dear. 388 00:27:22,273 --> 00:27:25,709 - What was that? - No. Not that one. 389 00:27:25,810 --> 00:27:28,677 - [ Beeping Continues ] - That's the wrong one. Ah! There we are. 390 00:27:28,780 --> 00:27:33,149 - What is that? - Escape! 391 00:27:33,251 --> 00:27:36,652 [ Alarms Ringing ] 392 00:27:36,755 --> 00:27:40,816 - Is that it? Is that where we get out? - [ Anxious Grunting ] 393 00:27:46,364 --> 00:27:49,595 - [ Grunting ] - You mean, that goes to where you live... 394 00:27:49,701 --> 00:27:52,101 - back to your jungle? - [ Grunting Affirmatively ] 395 00:27:52,203 --> 00:27:55,195 Oggo, show me mine. How do I get back to the spaceship? 396 00:27:55,306 --> 00:27:59,037 Oggo, you young devil! Keep away from those doors! 397 00:27:59,144 --> 00:28:02,170 - Hurry! - [ Grunting ] 398 00:28:02,280 --> 00:28:06,876 Give me that boy. You little brat! [ Screams ] 399 00:28:13,858 --> 00:28:17,658 Where are we? This is the wrong place. 400 00:28:19,097 --> 00:28:21,361 Oggo? 401 00:28:21,466 --> 00:28:24,526 Oggo? Oggo! 402 00:28:27,972 --> 00:28:30,964 - Oggo? - [ Groaning ] 403 00:28:31,076 --> 00:28:33,738 - Mr. Farnum! - [ Continues Groaning ] 404 00:28:33,845 --> 00:28:38,009 Brats! Worthless young scamps! 405 00:28:38,116 --> 00:28:43,611 - Mr. Farnum! - [ Growls ] Take your dirty little paws off my person. 406 00:28:43,722 --> 00:28:48,182 - I think something's wrong, sir. - Oh, good heavens! 407 00:28:48,293 --> 00:28:50,853 I think maybe we fell through the wrong door. 408 00:28:50,962 --> 00:28:54,921 Oh, you think maybe we fell through the wrong door? 409 00:28:55,033 --> 00:28:58,730 Well, just you wait, young man. Just you wait. In five seconds, I'm going to teach you to-- 410 00:28:58,837 --> 00:29:02,170 [ Shrieks ] Oh! Oh! My ankle! 411 00:29:02,273 --> 00:29:05,606 - Does your ankle hurt, sir? - [ Sarcastically ] No. 412 00:29:05,710 --> 00:29:10,670 - [ Shrieks ] - I've never seen caves like this near the Jupiter. 413 00:29:10,782 --> 00:29:15,583 - Not even on our whole planet maybe. - Oh, how observant you are. 414 00:29:15,687 --> 00:29:19,953 - How wise. - What I mean is, where are we? 415 00:29:20,058 --> 00:29:25,360 How should I know where we are? This should teach you a good lesson, huh? 416 00:29:25,463 --> 00:29:28,523 I suppose now you'll be ready to go back to my zoo, boy. 417 00:29:28,633 --> 00:29:31,659 Well, I'll just... 418 00:29:31,770 --> 00:29:34,671 press this button, and in five seconds-- 419 00:29:34,773 --> 00:29:37,298 Will that take us back? 420 00:29:37,408 --> 00:29:39,569 Is something wrong with it? 421 00:29:39,677 --> 00:29:44,376 Uh, no! No, no. It's the wrong control box. That's all. 422 00:29:44,482 --> 00:29:48,475 Where is it? Where are my other control boxes? 423 00:29:48,586 --> 00:29:50,645 I don't know. 424 00:29:50,755 --> 00:29:53,815 Well, how are we going to escape from-- 425 00:29:53,925 --> 00:29:56,393 Escape. Escape. That's it. 426 00:29:56,494 --> 00:30:00,760 I took the control boxes out when the escape alarm rang. 427 00:30:00,865 --> 00:30:04,062 Oh, no, no, no, no! 428 00:30:04,169 --> 00:30:06,797 Yes, I left them there! 429 00:30:06,905 --> 00:30:11,239 I left them in Dr. Smith's room! [ Growls ] 430 00:30:17,849 --> 00:30:20,113 Oggo, come here. 431 00:30:21,686 --> 00:30:25,645 Have you seen Mr. Farnum? I can't seem to find him anywhere. 432 00:30:28,293 --> 00:30:30,261 [ Grunting ] 433 00:30:30,361 --> 00:30:34,422 Down there? Where? 434 00:30:37,101 --> 00:30:38,203 He's gone away? 435 00:30:38,203 --> 00:30:39,727 He's gone away? 436 00:30:39,838 --> 00:30:42,602 [ Forceful Grunting ] 437 00:30:42,707 --> 00:30:47,610 Oggo, did you do something to him? 438 00:30:47,712 --> 00:30:50,545 Did you get rid of him? 439 00:30:51,883 --> 00:30:53,942 Forever? 440 00:30:54,052 --> 00:30:57,783 You stupid little creature! Now what shall I do? 441 00:30:57,889 --> 00:31:02,417 Now I shall never be saved! And then when I think of all those diamonds and emeralds! 442 00:31:02,527 --> 00:31:06,122 - [ Grunting ] - What? What? Oh, yes, yes, yes. I know. 443 00:31:06,231 --> 00:31:10,793 These are Farnum's controls, but I don't know how to operate them! 444 00:31:14,472 --> 00:31:17,839 Oggo, do you know... 445 00:31:17,942 --> 00:31:20,672 how these control boxes work... 446 00:31:20,778 --> 00:31:25,215 how the whole spaceship works? 447 00:31:25,316 --> 00:31:27,716 You do? 448 00:31:27,819 --> 00:31:30,982 How very interesting. 449 00:31:31,089 --> 00:31:36,220 Perhaps we shall not need Mr. Farnum after all. 450 00:31:38,229 --> 00:31:41,221 That wicked man. 451 00:31:41,332 --> 00:31:47,168 I'm sure he mistreated you and was very cruel to you. 452 00:31:47,272 --> 00:31:50,764 You poor, dear boy. 453 00:31:52,610 --> 00:31:56,808 Never even gave you proper clothes, did he? 454 00:31:56,915 --> 00:31:59,884 Oggo, wouldn't it be lovely... 455 00:31:59,984 --> 00:32:04,284 to have a nice, new, shiny coat... 456 00:32:04,389 --> 00:32:06,755 like a real circus boy? 457 00:32:06,858 --> 00:32:09,053 Would you like that? 458 00:32:09,160 --> 00:32:13,620 Perhaps I can arrange it. Perhaps, Oggo... 459 00:32:13,731 --> 00:32:15,824 we can help each other. 460 00:32:15,934 --> 00:32:18,562 We can be friends. 461 00:32:18,670 --> 00:32:22,401 And I would not be cruel to you. Oh, no. 462 00:32:22,507 --> 00:32:25,476 I would treat you very kindly. 463 00:32:25,576 --> 00:32:29,774 And the others too. You see... 464 00:32:29,881 --> 00:32:34,909 they don't know what's best for them, but I do. 465 00:32:35,019 --> 00:32:38,477 I know how to make everyone happy. 466 00:32:38,589 --> 00:32:40,716 What do you say, Oggo? 467 00:32:40,825 --> 00:32:44,090 Shall we cooperate? 468 00:32:53,471 --> 00:32:56,565 Don. 469 00:33:03,748 --> 00:33:06,148 Dr. Smith! 470 00:33:09,087 --> 00:33:12,454 - How did you get out there? - Hurry. Open this door. 471 00:33:12,557 --> 00:33:17,824 Oggo! What are you doing in that coat? 472 00:33:17,929 --> 00:33:20,420 Never mind the coat. There's work to be done. 473 00:33:20,531 --> 00:33:23,830 What happened to Will? 474 00:33:23,935 --> 00:33:26,836 Oggo, did Will get out? 475 00:33:26,938 --> 00:33:29,839 - Smith, open the door. - Not yet, Major. 476 00:33:29,941 --> 00:33:32,432 Not until I have tested one more thing. 477 00:33:32,543 --> 00:33:36,206 Oggo, come here. 478 00:33:36,314 --> 00:33:39,943 - Show me the proper button. - Test what thing, what button? 479 00:33:40,051 --> 00:33:43,111 - Dr. Smith, what are you talking about? - The acid test. 480 00:33:43,221 --> 00:33:46,190 - Oh, please let it work. - [ Box Beeping ] 481 00:33:47,925 --> 00:33:51,417 Mort? Yoo-hoo. 482 00:33:51,529 --> 00:33:54,396 Mort? 483 00:33:54,499 --> 00:33:58,060 Now, then, sir. Right face. 484 00:33:59,804 --> 00:34:02,204 Right face! 485 00:34:04,075 --> 00:34:06,566 About face! 486 00:34:06,677 --> 00:34:09,510 About face! 487 00:34:09,614 --> 00:34:13,015 He's doing it! He's doing it! Tell him to let us out! 488 00:34:13,117 --> 00:34:15,210 - Hurry! - Yes! Let us out of here! 489 00:34:17,255 --> 00:34:22,750 Silence! Have you forgotten those sacred words, "The show must go on"? 490 00:34:22,860 --> 00:34:27,661 - The what? - Unfortunately, Mr. Farnum has met with a slight accident. 491 00:34:27,765 --> 00:34:30,734 I am in charge here now, and let me remind you... 492 00:34:30,835 --> 00:34:34,134 this zoo is already booked for a road tour. 493 00:34:34,238 --> 00:34:37,674 There are eager customers waiting on distant planets... 494 00:34:37,775 --> 00:34:40,073 with money in their hot little hands. 495 00:34:40,178 --> 00:34:42,442 Smith, you open this door. 496 00:34:42,547 --> 00:34:45,107 You'll get out when I say so, Major-- 497 00:34:45,216 --> 00:34:48,117 when I have collected that money. 498 00:34:48,219 --> 00:34:53,782 For the nonce, I am the greatest showman in the cosmos. 499 00:34:53,891 --> 00:34:58,191 Mort, I shall need your help to put my mechanical misfit back together again. 500 00:34:58,296 --> 00:35:02,164 - We are hitting the road. - [ Whip Cracks ] 501 00:35:02,266 --> 00:35:04,325 Smith, get back here! 502 00:35:07,572 --> 00:35:11,599 Hurry up, sir. We'd better at least find out where we are. 503 00:35:11,709 --> 00:35:15,873 - Easy. Easy. - Maybe we fell through Oggo's door. 504 00:35:15,980 --> 00:35:20,349 Ohh. That's not so bad. Thank you, boy. 505 00:35:20,451 --> 00:35:23,011 You're welcome, sir. 506 00:35:23,121 --> 00:35:26,613 I guess now you can see that boys can be of some use. 507 00:35:26,724 --> 00:35:29,693 Well, I know that. 508 00:35:29,794 --> 00:35:33,059 That conniving Oggo is the most useful thing I've ever caught. 509 00:35:33,164 --> 00:35:37,260 Blasted brat. He's 10 times smarter than you are. 510 00:35:37,368 --> 00:35:39,700 Why haven't you ever told him that? 511 00:35:39,804 --> 00:35:43,706 - Never you mind. - Mr. Farnum... 512 00:35:43,808 --> 00:35:47,039 why did you start your old zoo in the first place? 513 00:35:47,145 --> 00:35:50,512 Why? Well... 514 00:35:50,615 --> 00:35:53,948 because it's in my blood, that's why. 515 00:35:54,051 --> 00:35:58,784 I'll have you know that my mommy was the greatest monster tamer... 516 00:35:58,890 --> 00:36:01,518 of all the outer heavens. 517 00:36:01,626 --> 00:36:06,962 Oh. You know, but why does that make you wanna catch everything? 518 00:36:07,064 --> 00:36:12,024 Oh, well, boys catch things, don't they? 519 00:36:12,136 --> 00:36:15,572 Yes, they do. I've seen them. They catch all sorts of crawly things... 520 00:36:15,673 --> 00:36:18,733 like snakes and spiders and lizards. 521 00:36:18,843 --> 00:36:21,744 But we just do that to learn how they feel... 522 00:36:21,846 --> 00:36:24,679 and once we do, well, we let them go. 523 00:36:24,782 --> 00:36:29,549 You let them-- Ohh, you have an inferior intelligence, boy. 524 00:36:29,654 --> 00:36:31,622 Yes, sir. 525 00:36:31,722 --> 00:36:35,681 But maybe you feel that way because you never were a boy. 526 00:36:35,793 --> 00:36:38,694 You never had the chance to grow up. 527 00:36:38,796 --> 00:36:41,629 Now, that'll be enough out of you! [ Shrieks ] 528 00:36:41,732 --> 00:36:44,860 Oh, let me go, boy! 529 00:36:44,969 --> 00:36:47,938 I am the great Farnum B! 530 00:36:48,039 --> 00:36:50,940 I don't-- I don't need anyone's help! 531 00:36:51,042 --> 00:36:54,102 Not yours, not anybody's! 532 00:37:01,652 --> 00:37:04,416 Oh, good heavens. 533 00:37:04,522 --> 00:37:08,253 - What is it? What's the matter? - This is where Oggo came from. 534 00:37:08,359 --> 00:37:11,351 [ Will ] It can't be. I've seen pictures of prehistoric Earth. 535 00:37:11,462 --> 00:37:15,922 No, no, no, no. Not Earth. Oggo's humbug. Haven't you guessed that by now? 536 00:37:16,033 --> 00:37:20,231 I merely found him on this horrible planet and dressed him up to look like a cave boy. 537 00:37:20,338 --> 00:37:22,397 - That's all. - You what? 538 00:37:22,506 --> 00:37:26,567 Then I taught him to lie... 539 00:37:26,677 --> 00:37:29,305 to cheat, to steal... 540 00:37:29,413 --> 00:37:32,382 to never trust anybody. 541 00:37:35,219 --> 00:37:38,017 How he must be laughing now! 542 00:37:38,122 --> 00:37:41,853 - Why? - At what he's done to me, of course! 543 00:37:44,962 --> 00:37:48,454 Oggo is the only one who can get us out of here. 544 00:37:48,566 --> 00:37:53,902 Nobody else can figure it out. Oggo's the only one that can save us. 545 00:37:58,042 --> 00:37:59,942 Oh, but then if-- 546 00:38:00,044 --> 00:38:03,480 if he's learned his lessons as well as I think he has... 547 00:38:03,581 --> 00:38:07,312 well-- oh, well, then he'll never-- 548 00:38:07,418 --> 00:38:10,410 What kind of a planet is this? 549 00:38:12,223 --> 00:38:17,456 I believe the life expectancy here is 45 minutes. 550 00:38:20,798 --> 00:38:24,063 - - This way! This way! 551 00:38:24,168 --> 00:38:27,103 Come and see the primitive Earth people. 552 00:38:27,204 --> 00:38:31,664 See Homo sapiens in his natural habitat. 553 00:38:31,776 --> 00:38:34,802 See the Renegade Robot of Mars. 554 00:38:34,912 --> 00:38:38,040 See the greatest show from Earth. 555 00:38:38,149 --> 00:38:40,413 [ Whip Cracks ] 556 00:38:45,356 --> 00:38:49,452 Oggo, give it here. 557 00:38:49,560 --> 00:38:53,894 Later, boy. Later. You'll have your chance later. 558 00:38:54,965 --> 00:38:57,866 Have a look. Jewels. 559 00:38:57,968 --> 00:39:00,528 We're on a planet where they pay in jewels. 560 00:39:00,638 --> 00:39:03,038 Let me see. 561 00:39:03,140 --> 00:39:06,735 Emeralds, rubies, sapphires. 562 00:39:06,844 --> 00:39:09,938 [ Don ] Grab them, Penny, and wrap them around his neck. 563 00:39:10,047 --> 00:39:13,175 Silence! For shame, Major. 564 00:39:13,284 --> 00:39:16,845 - Don't you appreciate what I'm doing for you? - I'm gonna slaughter you. 565 00:39:16,954 --> 00:39:19,218 I swear, when I get outta here, I'm gonna-- 566 00:39:19,323 --> 00:39:24,522 Really, Major. It's very bad form for the aliens to see you behaving in this way. 567 00:39:24,628 --> 00:39:28,462 - The curtain's going up. Take your places! - Curtain? 568 00:39:28,566 --> 00:39:33,094 Oggo, give this here. I'll handle it. 569 00:39:34,271 --> 00:39:36,603 [ Warbling ] 570 00:39:36,707 --> 00:39:39,403 - - [ Chattering ] 571 00:39:39,510 --> 00:39:43,105 Good luck, everyone. On with the show! 572 00:39:43,214 --> 00:39:46,445 [ Aliens Exclaiming ] 573 00:39:48,919 --> 00:39:52,116 Oh, no, no! 574 00:39:52,223 --> 00:39:54,885 There must be hundreds of 'em out there. 575 00:39:54,992 --> 00:39:58,018 What are they? 576 00:39:58,129 --> 00:40:01,428 [ Aliens Chattering, Exclaiming ] 577 00:40:07,104 --> 00:40:10,039 - [ Shrieks ] - That's it. 578 00:40:10,141 --> 00:40:14,703 That's it. Move about. Put some showmanship into it. 579 00:40:15,746 --> 00:40:18,237 [ Panting ] 580 00:40:18,349 --> 00:40:21,113 Penny, don't just stand there. Move about. 581 00:40:21,218 --> 00:40:25,018 - I've worked very hard on this production. - But I'm scared. 582 00:40:25,122 --> 00:40:30,219 Nonsense, my dear. Remember how the polar bears bask in their pool of water? 583 00:40:30,327 --> 00:40:33,455 How the little raccoons show off in their cages? 584 00:40:33,564 --> 00:40:37,523 But I'm a person, and they're-- Well, look at them! 585 00:40:37,635 --> 00:40:40,195 [ Chattering, Exclaiming Continue ] 586 00:40:42,039 --> 00:40:45,008 Don't worry. We'll get out of here somehow. 587 00:40:48,779 --> 00:40:51,805 - [ Shrieks ] - Now, stop it at once, do you hear? 588 00:40:51,916 --> 00:40:55,113 Play it up! Play your part well, and I promise... 589 00:40:55,219 --> 00:40:58,052 you shall have ice cream at feeding time. 590 00:40:58,155 --> 00:41:01,352 Ice cream? Well, what are you grinning at? 591 00:41:01,459 --> 00:41:04,826 Look at you in that silly coat. Is that all you wanted? 592 00:41:04,929 --> 00:41:07,420 Are you happy now? 593 00:41:07,531 --> 00:41:09,863 - [ No Audible Dialogue ] - You, sir-- 594 00:41:09,967 --> 00:41:13,630 into your Renegade Robot of Mars outfit quickly. 595 00:41:13,737 --> 00:41:17,195 Peanuts, popcorn! Get your peanuts, popcorn! 596 00:41:17,308 --> 00:41:21,540 Robot, I can understand about Dr. Smith and that silly boy... 597 00:41:21,645 --> 00:41:23,613 but how could you let this happen? 598 00:41:23,714 --> 00:41:26,706 Because the show must go on. 599 00:41:26,817 --> 00:41:29,615 Dr. Smith implanted that on all my memory tapes. 600 00:41:29,720 --> 00:41:32,314 This has nothing to do with the show. 601 00:41:32,423 --> 00:41:35,449 Can't you erase your tapes and start acting like you should? 602 00:41:35,559 --> 00:41:39,222 Self-erasure of tapes is against a robot's prime directive. 603 00:41:39,330 --> 00:41:41,298 Is that all you can say? 604 00:41:41,398 --> 00:41:45,391 There is no business like show business, at least according to Dr. Smith. 605 00:41:45,503 --> 00:41:51,100 Now, you stop that. At least try to erase all that from your tapes and help us. 606 00:41:51,208 --> 00:41:54,371 Very well. It shall be done. 607 00:41:54,478 --> 00:41:57,709 [ Raucous Laughter ] 608 00:41:57,815 --> 00:42:00,306 [ Laughter Continues ] 609 00:42:00,417 --> 00:42:04,911 I'll keelhaul that Dr. Smith! I'll smash him! 610 00:42:05,022 --> 00:42:08,856 I'll draw and quarter him. I'll break every bone in his greedy, mean body! 611 00:42:08,959 --> 00:42:11,655 [ Laughter Increases ] 612 00:42:16,934 --> 00:42:21,030 Ohh, you know what it makes me wanna do? 613 00:42:27,912 --> 00:42:31,848 - [ Laughter Increases ] - Oh! 614 00:42:31,949 --> 00:42:36,386 Take it easy, Judy. We'd all better take it easy. 615 00:42:36,487 --> 00:42:40,150 [ Exhales Forcefully ] But now I know how the monkeys feel. 616 00:42:40,257 --> 00:42:44,284 It's five minutes to showtime. See the humans. 617 00:42:44,395 --> 00:42:47,364 See them eat. See their funny faces. 618 00:42:47,464 --> 00:42:51,491 See the silly humans. This way! This way! 619 00:42:51,602 --> 00:42:55,163 Mort, careful with those jewels. Put them all in my room, remember? 620 00:42:55,272 --> 00:42:59,606 Hurry, hurry, hurry! See the greatest show on Earth! 621 00:42:59,710 --> 00:43:04,841 Get your tickets! See the one and only Zachary Smith present his marvel of the ages! 622 00:43:04,949 --> 00:43:07,008 Ah, madam. How many? Three? 623 00:43:07,117 --> 00:43:09,677 I have them right here. Here we are, sir. 624 00:43:09,787 --> 00:43:12,255 Thank you very much. Go along. Go along. 625 00:43:12,356 --> 00:43:16,327 Aha-ah. My, my, what a pretty little girl. 626 00:43:16,327 --> 00:43:17,817 Aha-ah. My, my, what a pretty little girl. 627 00:43:21,665 --> 00:43:25,795 Don't feed this to the animals, girlie. They'll bite. 628 00:43:25,903 --> 00:43:28,565 [ Chuckles ] See them bite! 629 00:43:28,672 --> 00:43:32,335 See the terrifying, raging major. See the pretty little girl. 630 00:43:32,443 --> 00:43:36,539 See-- No, no. Later. Later, Oggo. You'll get your chance later. 631 00:43:36,647 --> 00:43:39,775 Hurry, hurry! Stop it! Do you hear? Stop it! 632 00:43:41,685 --> 00:43:46,054 - The show's over, Smith. - [ Robot ] Ring down the curtain, Dr. Smith. 633 00:43:48,826 --> 00:43:52,193 I just wanted to help, Major. I meant no harm. 634 00:43:52,296 --> 00:43:56,630 I was just trying to make a bit of money for all of us, for the children's future. 635 00:43:56,734 --> 00:44:01,671 - I told you to be quiet. - Oh, Don, I found another one of Mr. Farnum's control boxes. 636 00:44:01,772 --> 00:44:05,765 - Where's Will? - I don't know where Will is. 637 00:44:05,876 --> 00:44:08,640 Oggo, you know where Will is, don't you? 638 00:44:08,746 --> 00:44:13,012 He's with Mr. Farnum, isn't he? And you know how to get them back. 639 00:44:17,988 --> 00:44:21,014 - [ Don ] I'll handle this. - No! Wait a minute, Don! 640 00:44:21,125 --> 00:44:25,255 Don't you care about anything but that silly, shiny coat? 641 00:44:25,362 --> 00:44:30,299 Have you really been having so much fun since Mr. Farnum disappeared? 642 00:44:32,002 --> 00:44:36,439 No. You wait a minute. We all love Will. 643 00:44:36,540 --> 00:44:40,271 What if something awful happened to him? Do you want that? 644 00:44:40,377 --> 00:44:44,370 - [ Grunting Negatively ] - Do you want something awful to happen to Mr. Farnum? 645 00:44:44,481 --> 00:44:48,508 - [ Panting ] - Do you? Really? 646 00:44:53,824 --> 00:44:57,590 Mr. Farnum would never do anything to really hurt you. I know he wouldn't. 647 00:44:57,695 --> 00:45:00,858 He told me so. 648 00:45:00,964 --> 00:45:04,263 Oggo, please. Maybe he is awful... 649 00:45:04,368 --> 00:45:06,802 but he did raise you, didn't he? 650 00:45:08,639 --> 00:45:12,871 And even if he can't understand about boys... 651 00:45:12,976 --> 00:45:18,744 doesn't mean you can't-- can't try to understand about men... 652 00:45:18,849 --> 00:45:21,784 about fathers. 653 00:45:27,324 --> 00:45:31,055 Please, Oggo. Please help us! 654 00:45:42,973 --> 00:45:45,908 [ Creature Roaring ] 655 00:45:46,009 --> 00:45:50,946 - Maybe he's too big to get in here. - [ Continues Roaring ] 656 00:45:59,123 --> 00:46:03,423 What are we going to do? There's no place to run! 657 00:46:03,527 --> 00:46:07,588 - [ Will ] Maybe he'll go away. - [ Coughing ] No, he won't! 658 00:46:07,698 --> 00:46:11,156 I can't stand places like this-- closed in, suffocating! 659 00:46:11,268 --> 00:46:13,759 [ Hyperventilating ] 660 00:46:13,871 --> 00:46:17,466 [ Coughing ] We're going to be trapped! 661 00:46:17,574 --> 00:46:20,941 Boy, I have claustrophobia! Don't you have any sympathy? 662 00:46:21,044 --> 00:46:24,571 - Well, sure I have, but there's nothing I can do about it. - [ Creature Roaring ] 663 00:46:24,681 --> 00:46:27,206 - [ Both Coughing ] - [ Will ] Wait. 664 00:46:27,317 --> 00:46:29,785 The air's better down here, towards the ground. 665 00:46:29,887 --> 00:46:32,253 [ Wheezing ] No, it's not! 666 00:46:32,356 --> 00:46:37,123 [ Whimpering ] He's going to catch us! We're trapped like rats! 667 00:46:37,227 --> 00:46:39,752 Now you know how it feels, Mr. Farnum. 668 00:46:39,863 --> 00:46:42,229 Help! Help me! 669 00:46:42,332 --> 00:46:45,824 Help us! Anybody! Help! 670 00:46:45,936 --> 00:46:48,131 - [ Coughs ] - [ Don ] Take it easy, Mr. Farnum. 671 00:46:48,238 --> 00:46:52,038 - Don! - Oggo! 672 00:46:53,343 --> 00:46:56,801 Stay down, all of you. Stay down. 673 00:46:58,749 --> 00:47:00,740 [ Roars ] 674 00:47:00,851 --> 00:47:03,945 [ All Coughing ] 675 00:47:04,054 --> 00:47:06,682 [ Coughing Continues ] 676 00:47:10,194 --> 00:47:13,095 [ Roars ] 677 00:47:17,367 --> 00:47:22,464 - That does it. - [ Whoops ] We're saved! We're saved! 678 00:47:22,573 --> 00:47:26,532 [ Laughing Hysterically ] I called, and you came to save us. You came to save me. 679 00:47:26,643 --> 00:47:30,204 Me, the great Farnum. [ Laughter Subsides ] 680 00:47:33,717 --> 00:47:36,584 Oh, Oggo. 681 00:47:36,687 --> 00:47:42,319 After all the horrid, stupid things I taught you, you still came. 682 00:47:53,403 --> 00:47:56,566 Well, come on, son. Get on with it! 683 00:47:56,673 --> 00:47:59,471 Speak your piece. 684 00:47:59,576 --> 00:48:02,909 Good-bye, Penny. 685 00:48:03,013 --> 00:48:06,141 - [ Judy ] Ahh! - How about that? 686 00:48:06,250 --> 00:48:10,414 Give a boy an inch, and he'll take a mile. Next thing, he'll be talking my head off. 687 00:48:10,520 --> 00:48:13,011 Well, we've got to find a new way to make a living. 688 00:48:13,123 --> 00:48:16,115 But that's showbiz. Good-bye, everybody. Good-bye. 689 00:48:16,226 --> 00:48:19,855 - Come along, son. - Good-bye, Mr. Farnum. 690 00:48:19,963 --> 00:48:24,161 Mom, do you suppose I'll ever meet a nice boy from my own neighborhood? 691 00:48:25,269 --> 00:48:28,705 Goodness. I hope so, dear. Come on. 692 00:48:31,241 --> 00:48:33,937 [ Jet Propulsion Whistling ] 693 00:48:34,044 --> 00:48:36,604 There they go. 694 00:48:41,485 --> 00:48:44,682 [ Dr. Smith Groans ] Oh, dear! 695 00:48:44,788 --> 00:48:47,313 [ Don ] Smith. 696 00:48:51,261 --> 00:48:55,527 - Smith! - [ Dr. Smith ] Oh, how dare he? 697 00:48:55,632 --> 00:48:59,966 That cur! That ingrate! He and that worthless boy! 698 00:49:00,070 --> 00:49:04,473 Do you know what that lying Farnum had the temerity to say when he threw me overboard? 699 00:49:04,574 --> 00:49:09,307 He said I was a fraud. He said he would not allow me in any kind of zoo. 700 00:49:09,413 --> 00:49:13,372 Indeed! A man of my quality! 701 00:49:13,483 --> 00:49:17,385 Beware, Farnum! I'll sue you for libel! 702 00:49:17,487 --> 00:49:23,050 - Beware! Help me out of this infernal thing! Oh! - [ Laughter Continues ]